May 2012
I may not get a lot of asks, but when I do, those ones mean the world to me
- Teacher: Schools almost over
- Teacher: and this is crazy
- Teacher: but here's three projects
- Teacher: due by friday
you’re not a real fan of god unless you read the original bible when it first came out
Having One Of Those Moods Were Nothing Means Anything and I'm the Worst Thing On The Planet
So I’m probably gonna go hide on Youtube or something for awhile.
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I can no longer hear the phrase "let's get down to business" without wanting to defeat the Huns.
my mom just texted me asking if i was coming home tonight
i’ve been home for 3 hours
Oops, ran into a tree.
A kid just asked how to spell the you’re in “you’re welcome” and the whole class just laughed and then a kid said “wow, stupid. it’s spelt y-o-u-r”
no one is correcting him either i’m sobbing
If you are going to unfollow me at least write me a goodbye letter first
See what your followers think of you.
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = You scare me.
Day 13. Do you like Pluto
I LOVE PLUTO
I WAS SO SAD WHEN HE DIED
HE WAS CUTE
AND PUPPY-LIKE
AND HE ADORED SEBASTIAN
AND
AND
AND
Let's just forget about the anons for a minute and admire this gif
He’s making a fucking fish face guys.
boop boop boop boop boop
Yes. Just yes.
YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY 17
DANCING QUEEN, FEEL THE BEAT
OF THE TAMBOURINE OOH YEAAAAH
"Like herding adorable kittens."
— Joss Whedon, when asked how was it to work with the cast of The Avengers.
- me: tumblr is so depressing.
- me: there's a cute relationship i'll never have
- me: food i can't make
- me: why can't i be that pretty
- me: I WANT THOSE CLOTHES
- me: wow just bring up those old feelings, thanks
- me: why do i even come on here??
- me: scroll
- me: scroll
- me: ooo reblogging that
- me: /takes off clothes
- posters:
- me:
- posters:
- me:
- posters:
- me: STOP STARING
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That awkward moment when you're talking to someone with an accent, and you accidentally reply with their accent.
via sodamnrelatable
- English: I love you
- Spanish: Te amo
- Italian: Ti amo
- Russian: Я люблю тебя
- German: Ich liebe dich
- French: Je t'aime
- Tumblr: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but ADFGASFS YOU PERFECT FUCKING INDIVIDUAL I HATE YOU, WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE SO PERFECT?! SDGSAGF ASDGSDG maybe?
- monday: *oversleeps*
- tuesday: *oversleeps*
- wednesday: *oversleeps*
- thursday: *oversleeps*
- friday: *oversleeps*
- saturday: *wakes up at 7am*
- sunday: *wakes up at 7am*
Reblog this if you want a LONG message from someone saying what they think of you.
- Me: Hey, I just met you.
- Me: And this is crazy.
- Me: But here's a ring.
- Me: So marry me maybe?
- Matthew Gray Gubler:
- Me:
- Matthew Gray Gubler:
- Me:
- Matthew Gray Gubler: Why am I tied up?
See what your followers think of you.
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = You scare me.do it guyssss
