Hello!

egg-rolls:

omg i was at starbucks and there was this girl and she had her hair in a bun and had a crop top with flowers on it and i hissed “hipster blog” and she turned around and snarled “fandom blog” and then we shook hands and exchanged urls her tumblr is pretty nice i dont see why there’s a rivalry we’re all wasting our lives on the same goddamn website

castielsunderpants:

estrangedwraith:

s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong:

I’M DYING RIGHT NOW I’M NOT EVEN IN THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM BUT I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS MAN OH MY GOD

WHAT IS HAPPENGIN

I’M CHOKGIN ON MY PINEAPPLE

OH MY JESUS

WAT

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING OHMYGOD I’M LAUGHIN IN PUBLIC PEOPLE ARE STARING AT ME

I AM SO DONE HOLY SHIT 

MEANWHILE MISHA IS MY NEW FAVORITE MEME

misha is a babe

misha is perfect

can anyone look at this and NOT wish they had been raised by misha collins?

iluisindustries:

Now I’m no heterophobe, but in a hetero relationship, like… which one’s the man and which one’s the other man?

ilymorgannn:

 

“Just pick the meat out”

I will put pubes in your food,

tell you “pick them out”

dauntlesser:

“I’m hungry, but I don’t want to get up and make food” an elegy

foreverlovinlife:

• please,
• don’t eat less, eat right
• don’t hold it in, it’s okay to cry
• don’t hurt yourself, there is always an alternative
• don’t shut yourself away, speak up
• don’t be your own bully, be your own hero
• don’t give up, because you’re worth so much more than you think

drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

u-ok:

(family brings up homosexuality at the table)(sweats)

rottenflesh-and-brokenbones:

when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack

johnfreakingegbert:

thefollower22:

johnfreakingegbert:

Fooooooooood

waterrrrrrrrr

aaaaaatmosphere 

peruvian-puffpeppers:

everytime i join a new fandom i feel like im ripping my soul into another horcrux

ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

snoozlebee:

dekutree:

acceptable pet names:

• babe
• baby
• sweetie
• cutie pie
• darling
• honey

unacceptable pet names:

• boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
• cthulu 
• sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
• Leslie
• floor
• 2% milk
• Ella Fitzgerald

i think you have these mixed up

miucciapet:

i only care about inner beauty

like bone structure

horussebooks:

mr-egbutt:

lurkerpi:

please stop adding ‘there are two kinds of people’ and ‘that escalated quickly’ to text posts

there are two kinds of rapid escalation

well that peopled twicely

iygrittenothing:

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

superwholmes:

so if you post about

• doctor who
• supernatural
• sherlock
• the hunger games
• star trek / :into darkness
• the cast of above shows/films
• especially chekov
• the vlogbrothers
• vidcon related stuff
• food
• legit comedy gold

like/reblog (please reblog pleaseee) and i will follow you i swear. 

please. 

(and a follow would be nice please reblog this k thanks bye)

i’d pay like at least 37 dollars to be hot

burgrs:

A wild CUTIE appeared!

What will U do?

• SMOOCH
• CUDDLE
• TAKE OUT 4 PIZZA
• ADMIRE FROM SAFE DISTANCE

peachdango:

the-yolocaust:

when u mom com home and overuse hte joke

and then she make hte spagheti

fuckitwereyoungxox:

even the essays i write sound sarcastic 

once-ling:

oncelers-eyelashes:

lifeonthebuttscene:

vaspim:

3 AM and your phone buzzes. you get a text. it reads, “i messed up. i cut.” you let out a heavy sigh and look outside your window to see another tree gone. when will your friend give up his lumberjack ways

i was not expecting this

this fucking bitch